Happy New 2017 - Sale Now On

By Twit Twoo
on December 28, 2016
Great offers across dozens of products on the site.  New ones being discounted every day.

Brexit or no Brexit you are all welcome!

By Twit Twoo
on July 12, 2016
We just wanted to let all our European customers know that regardless of where you live, Germany, France, Spain, Italy, Netherlands etc, you are all most welcome here at Lovetwoo.com.  In fact with the plunging value of the pound you will find us very competitive!

Great British Sex Survey - Channel 4

By Twit Twoo
on February 26, 2016

Whether it was at all accurate or not the Great British Sex Survey (Channel 4 last night) proved somewhat entertaining in at least as much as it revealed some of the more bizarre kinks and fetishes in the UK; Phil with his baby doll wife who he takes everywhere, a man who enjoys put his privates into a glass full of worms, maggots or other insects and a man who wore some pretty incredible blow up latex suits making him look like a shiny Michelin Man.

If you didn't see it then here is a summary of the top ten kinks and fetishes revealed by the survey.  Provided so you can save yourself the 90 minutes and do something more productive (maybe have sex!).  Most popular first;

1. Sex Toys - essentially vibrators

2. Taking and sending nude selfies.

3. BDSM - bondage, spanking - fifty shades and all that.

4. Fetishes to do with body parts - mainly feet.

5. Threesomes - including tips of how not to do it!

6. Uniforms - nurses concluding that their uniforms are not sexy!

7. Humiliation  - demonstrated in a hilarious scene where a guy chooses to be humiliated in public by having to wear a sort of chastity belt that delivers electric shocks under his clothes. 

8. Watersports - fortunately demonstrated by little cartoon characters!

9. Cross Dressing for Sex

Post Valentine's Clearout - Watch this Space

By Twit Twoo
on February 25, 2016
We have some excess stock to clear - some really special offers coming very soon....

Last Order Day Monday 21st December

By Twit Twoo
on December 11, 2015
We are still dispatching daily despite high customer demand.  Accepting Christmas orders up-to 1:00 pm on Monday 21st December.

Black Friday Offer

By Twit Twoo
on November 24, 2015
Great offers on Sex Toys, Bondage Gear and Adult Games.  £5 off ALL orders over £20.  Code BlackFriday2015.

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